A haiku -- From Warcraft

Join the Army, they said
See the world, they said
I'd rather be sailing


For the stupid I-can't-think-of-a-good-word among you who only know World of Warcraft--a rather stupid game, really--Warcraft was actually an incredibly awesome real-time strategy game, back in the day when computer games had more to offer than pretty graphics and the ability to piss people off by killing their characters and taking all their items. Or whatever it is that attracts players to World of Warcraft beyond pretty graphics.